I am wrapped in a scarf,  be-gloved and still cold.
When a scary young lady wobbles, high heeled, by.
Her skirt,  her thighs and bare midriff show
Some things about her,
that she'd like us to know.

"Fuck off you tossers!"
she screams as she creases
over,  then full bore pukes
filling my shoes
Her vomit first steams  (ouch!)
then it freezes right over.
She can’t feel a thing!
She's totally boozed.

Up with  the morning
my robin tucks in.
He's really been starving.
This is  a bonus for him.
If I could I would -
I would stop him right now!
I’d offer a worm, a red berry, a slug
perhaps I would give him a juicy fat grub.

But there's none to be had in this big freeze we're having
so puke will be fine and we'll certainly not be fussing!

haha!!

What a unique and hilarious perspective from the poor old snowman!!

This made me laugh like mad!  haha!

Good one cwy  

Hope next season the snowman avoids the spew.

W

I've never read a poem from a snowman's perspective, Chris. lol. I'm glad you kept this light & funny.

This one made me smile. I enjoyed reading this one.

Eeeuw as they say in America! Excellent one Chris!

I have no nits content-wise but as I'm a pedant I'm going to point out that there seems to be a word missing in the line I'd him a worm and maybe some of the punctuation and caps are slightly off. Not that it matters greatly, I enjoyed this one, thanks.

Amanda  

Well ms Weaver and Rosa thanks for dropping by.  Its amazing the general abuse that snowmen have to suffer - especially at the hands of women.

(I'm always happy to make you laugh!)

That said sometimes you can wrap up something quite heavy in clown's rags.   Underneath this sordid little tale there is redemption!

Amanda T well spotted! I have fixed it and some punctuation - but I cannot punctuate to save my life so if you note anymore, your assistance will be gratefully received.